Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed

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Erike Kubrik create the perfect guidebook to help you worship our lord Cheesus. In true cheese preacher style designed off of the real Holy Bible, separating all of that sacred intel into two glorious parts: The Old Testament and The New Testament.

The first part tells the story of how Cheesus was discovered and also covers both cheesemaking and the different types of cheese. The new testament covers everything you need to know about worshipping Cheesus, from buying to storing, serving, tasting, pairing, plating, and cooking. Cheese platter ideas, my favorite recipes, and page after page of cheese erotica and sensual photography.

Join us August 25th for a book signing and tasting event with the auther herself!